curiosity versus stupidity
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=de&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=de&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwiev1.orf.at%2Fstories%2F526472&edit-text=No entrance for crown princeIn the first part of the ceremony, Lipp portrayed the origin of the deceased, that is, the role that grew from history.In the second part, he presented the honors and honors which were awarded to Otto Habsburg on the basis of his own achievements.
The twofold reply of the Capuchin Father "We do not know him!"meant that all of this is earthly and remains on this earth.In the church, the deceased finds himself as a
"mortal, sinful man," just as every human being steps before God's judgment: humble and dependent on the mercy of God.
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=de&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=de&ie=UTF-8&u=https%3A%2F%2Fde.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FGleichnis_vom_Nadel%25C3%25B6hr&edit-text=" 23 Then Jesus looked at his disciples and said to them," How hard is it for men who have much to enter the kingdom of God!24 The disciples were astonished at his words.But Jesus said to them again, "My children, how difficult it is to enter into the kingdom of God."25Rather, a camel passes through a needle's eye, when a rich man reaches the kingdom of God.26 But they were still more frightened, and said to each other, Who then can be saved?
27 Jesus looked at them and said,
"This is impossible for men, but not for God;because for God everything is possible. "
In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit
The pope dies and comes to the heavenly door. Peter welcomes him and
asks for his name.
"I am the Pope!"
"Pope, Pope," muttered Petrus.
"Sorry, I do not have anyone with that name in my book."
"But ... I am the deputy of God on earth!"
"God has a deputy on earth?" Peter says stunned.
"Funny, he did not tell me about ..."
The pope runs red. "I am the head of the Catholic
Church!"
"Catholic Church ... never heard," says Petrus.
"But wait a moment, I ask the boss."
He goes back to heaven and says to God:
"You, there is one who says that he is your deputy
on earth. His name is Pope. Does it mean anything to you?"
"No," says God. "I do not know, I do not know, but wait,
I ask Jesus Jeeesus! "
Jesus comes running. "Yes, father, what is it?"
God and Peter explain the situation to him.
"Wait," Jesus says, "I'll look at that. I'll be right back."
Ten minutes later, he's back, laughing tears.
"I can not believe it," he jumps.
"Do you remember the little fishing company I have
2000 years ago? He still has it! "
Proletarians all over the world ......
The little son asks his father what politics are. The father thinks and says to him.
So imagine I'm the capital and try to provide you all.
Mum is the police that takes care of order.
Grandpa is the union that controls and monitors everything.
Our household help is the working class.
You are the people because everyone is trying to make it as comfortable as possible for you.
And your little brother is the future.
"So you understood everything my son, do you know now what politics is?" asks the father.
The son replies that he would like to sleep a night and think about it.
In the middle of the night, he is awake because his little brother has made himself into the diapers and roars like a spit.
He gets up and goes to his brother's bed and does not get him reassured. Then he goes to the mother, but he does not get awakened and his father is not in bed. Then he goes to the housekeeping room and sees his father lying on the household aid and Grandpa stands at the window and looks secretly.
Again no one reacts to him and so he decides to go back to bed after a while.
The next morning, his father asks him if he now knows what politics are? He replies, "Yes, now I know that politics is when the capital abuses the working class and the union secretly watching, the police sleep as always and the future is deep in shit, while the people stand powerless beside it